so fucking pissed at net 10
if i have to buy a new phone because of this i swear to god
it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
Doing a 12 minute pole-dance set complete with dozens of spins, inversions, flips, and splits is not half as exhausting as constantly defending yourself from a culture that says “Women are only valuable if they’re thin and attractive and continuously exude sex appeal, unless they try to utilize all those qualities in order to earn money. Then they’re a slut who had shitty parents. Dead hooker joke.”
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
imagine your icon awkwardly babysitting a small child
Thanks for making my days that extra bit brighter.