imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon awkwardly babysitting a small child

11,993 notes in 1 week ago
#NO

beeishappy:

Thanks for making my days that extra bit brighter.

1,924 notes in 1 week ago

endofunctor:

the japanese school year is divided in two, the semester and the ukester

(Source: screenburned)

19,172 notes in 1 week ago

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

69,166 notes in 1 week ago

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

68,626 notes in 1 week ago

casually realizes that the only reason i want to see star trek is to see bemberboop cumbersnoodle get punched in the face

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

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ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

57,504 notes in 1 week ago

Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell 

• Spock: don't do the thing
• Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING

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microwavablemeals:

do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what i’d do without them

(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump)

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#ilu krista